LUkeAss's definitions

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

by LukeAss April 22, 2006

chasing the cake

When one does whatever it takes to acquire disgusting amounts of cash or valuables.

I stole millions of dollars from charities, old ladies trust funds, and childrens hospitals. Hey man don't judge me, I was just chasing the cake!

by LUkeass April 13, 2010