LT Jeff's definitions

gargoyle

the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage

Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!

by LT Jeff December 9, 2008