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Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

When you get semen on the tip of your dick and it gets stuck to your pants. Often the cause of sudden, agonizing screams from men

"Bro, I have Delaware Dick Syndrome right now. What should I do?"
"Just kill yourself, it'll hurt less"