steeplechaser

The act of a slovenly unkempt homosexual male with an erection chasing after a straight male(physically or metaphorically) in an attempt to dock with him.
"Man Kyle Blanton is such a steeplechaser."
"Dude Kyle you have been steeplechasing Mr. Timmer for far too long it's time to go after a different neckbeard."
by KyleBlantonsloosebutthole February 23, 2015
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lickity slit

To quickly and voraciously lick vagina
I ate out Sara...lickity slit
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