Kyle’s mom's definitions

Christen mingle

When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.

I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.

by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022

Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021

Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019