7 definitions by Kyermike

Dictionary

An average ass dictionary, But a little more realistic.

Magazine means 2 things, UD only thinks it's one...

ay m8 gimme the dictionary
*heart attack from UD fans*

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

Nuke

A bomb on steriods, or if you're an unboxing youtuber "Samsung Galaxy Note 7 64GB Unlocked (Verizon Wireless) Rose Gold"

Ay m8 this food the B O M B.
"You mean the nuke?"
Nah, Nah M8, The B O M B
"Dude you just took a bite into a nm-300 nuke..."
m8, don't you mean i have 5 seconds left to live
"I think he took more than five seconds reading this"
Oh so i'm safe?
"Yeah gramp- *explosion.mp3*
...
oh"

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

Cancer

Just tiktok.

ay m8 i need to watch tiktok for a hospital bed
jamie31 from facebox: james please i want to marry you with my cardboard ring
that ring is actual cancer *flatline.mp3*

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

Magazine

The quiet kid's been a lil weird around em.

The quiet kid brought a magazine to school.
it said "50 Ammo"
The teacher brought a magazine to school.
it said "Free Toasters!"

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

Antivirus

The exact definiton of a covid scan, only it takes up all your computer's computing.

Malwarebytes: Your FREE TRIAL is over!
user.txt: "thank god"
Norton: Uh oh! ur subscribtion ended!!!!
user: "yeah ik-"
Norton: You and your family are not safe. And the reason was N o r t o n.
user.exe: "dude shut"
Norton: *spams notifications 5 times every minute*
user.me: *Uninstall*
Norton: "Are you SUREEEE"
user.obj: "yes"
Norton: 192.168.1.1
user.torrent: "God-"
New antivirus, Please!

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

Tik Tok

a type of disease that gets caught from looking at an app called, 'TikTok'. This disease is worse than cancer and has 4 stages. E-boy/E-girl phase, CringeTok, FlopTok, and then last one is death, aka Addiction.

StepMom- OH MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Jimmy- IM BEATING MY MEAT WHAT YOU THINK IM DOING OLD HAG?
StepMom/Wife- I used to be a Pornstar back in the day anyways 😏😏😏😏

Tik tok is imminent death

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

d

You need the vitamin d

ay bruh my kids need the d
"u mean the vitamin right?"
...
"RIGHT?"
...
"DANIEL THEY'RE ONLY 3"
... well i gave them my d...
"DANIEL NOOO"

by Kyermike April 29, 2023