Definitions by Kurth Bemis

eggcracker 

Used to describe the quality of a girls ass. Relates to said ass being "Hard enough to crack eggs on." implying that girl in question is mostly free of unsightly fat.

1: Chris, look at the eggcracker over there.

2: Heidi is an eggcracker.

eggcracker by Kurth Bemis May 8, 2005

Commentardy 

comments, remarks, and likewise that a human being with any sort of mental or physical handicap, abnormitally, or deformity makes regarding a given subject.

I watched this movie with this retard, because I have to do community service,and after that, I had to listen to his commentardy.

Commentardy by Kurth Bemis January 15, 2005