Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

cockroach 

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.

Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.

cockroach by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

gun it 

(v.) To push with full force. Most commonly used to say sprint (whether person, racehorse or car). The likely origin of this could be a starter pistol, although the fact that a bullet leaves a gun at full speed and never slacks seems more probable.

I've got to gun it to catch the next train to Scotland!

gun it by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

drag the water 

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.

Drag the waters some more
Like never before...

drag the water by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

up and leave 

(v.) To leave suddenly without warning.

He just upped and left. No note, no explaination, nothing.

up and leave by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

nut

(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle

A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!

nut by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

take your time 

(Sarcastic) Hurry up.

Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.

take your time by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

trial by media 

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.

Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.

trial by media by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004