Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

c/f

Carried forward

Balance c/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.

a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

accrual

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.

We have accruals of £760

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

citroen

A popular brand of car, made in France.

See saxo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

slag off

To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.

He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004