king of cuss

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

celebrity morgue

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.

I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

the boys

(n.) (British) Baliffs.

I'll send the boys round if I don't get my money.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

sorry

Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.

You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

bouncing bomb

1) A spherical bomb that bounces on water when dropped at speed. Floats. Used by the allies to attack dams without losing thier planes.


2) A morbidly obese person fallign over and bouncing back up with thier stomach.

Bouncing bombs were launched against austrian and german dams


The fat woman did a bouncing bomb

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004