Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

cinquecento

(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.

A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

down-and-out

(n.) or (adj.) A homeless person, a bum.

He is a down-and-out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

trial by media

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.

Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

take me to your dealer

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.

Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

Hyacinth Buckét

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

economies of scale

When cost of production per unit decreases, as production increases. The good effects of buying in bulk, up to a point.

We benefit from economies of scale at our timber plant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004