Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

spiral staircase 

(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.


Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.

This project has become something of a spiral staircase.

spiral staircase by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

hey, it's the pie fucker! 

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

hey, it's the pie fucker! by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

pass the soap

Popular Idiom refering to going into something that one cannot forego, although they know the effects will be disasterous.


The term comes from prison shower buggery where he who picks up the soap expects to be raped when he bends over.

Hitler knew he was passing the soap when he declared war on the soviet union, takign WWII to two fronts.

pass the soap by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

don't get push with me

(Idiom) Don't bother arguing, it won't change anything, since my decision is final.

Don't get push with me bitch; your money stays the same.

don't get push with me by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

foos 

a) Multiple of foo. See foo, a Mr T-ism, contraction for fool.

b) Dave Grohl's over-rated foo fighters band.

Hannibal, wat dees foos talkin jibba jabba bout? Crazy foo Murdock in ma van!


"The foos smoke monkey dong"

foos by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

chilis

Contraction, see red hot chili peppers

Let's listen to the chilis.

chilis by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

awaken a sleeping giant 

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.

Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

awaken a sleeping giant by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004