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fire in the hole

The act of putting a lighted match up ones 'hole' and farting.
I just had a fire in the hole and burned my hand off!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the fire in the holemug.

manifest destiny

A half-baked thoery that the USA could do as the fuck it liked. In practise, it got land and the begginings of an empire by paying for it before it started a revolution against the European powers that owned it. When the USA did try and annex Canada, a small number of the British army and a few thousand Canadians beat off the United States, leaving ti with the option of the treaty of Ghent, which didn't give them any land concessions (as opposed to the British-Canadian forces, which never intended to make any, so handed back all taken land without grudge) nor did it make either side any richer. As a courtesy, the Royal navy ended impressing.


When the united states wanted to start an empire, it went after a weakened spanish empire, which was on the brink of freeing itself. When the USA again attempted imperialism in south america, it was having a little trouble with fallen power Spain, so decided to pay $20,000,000 to buy a few POS nations that would have revolted in a few years anyway. Wow, isn't that clever? Obviously, these places have since gained independance. Quite possibly the worst empire ever...
Manifest destiny was retarded. Why didn't the US try conquering outer space instead?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the manifest destinymug.

Idiom

(n.) a popular phrase, a parlance or locution. Not a noun, adjective or verb.
Most definitions in this dictionary are really idioms, such as fo shizzle my nizzle and shotgun wedding
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
mugGet the Idiommug.

current account

(n.) Account that gives little, or in most cases no interest. Holds the personal short-term money transactions. It is a fluctuating account held for either private or business reasons, sometimes at a bank, although in the case of the latter, may be held within a business. Credits to this account are share of profit, salary and interest allowed on capital account. Debits are loss of profit or drawings.
My current account statement from the bank has me overdrawn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
mugGet the current accountmug.

need not concern us

Something which is irrelevant, does not pertain to the current study.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the need not concern usmug.

product of incest

A child born of an incestous relationship. Usually adapts a rather misanthropist attitude towards those not in thier bloodline.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the product of incestmug.

iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the iron fistmug.

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