Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

Haute couture

Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.

Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.


Haute couture poker

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

free willy

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.

He boxes southpaw, pah.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"

How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Mid-Atlantic accent

One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.

Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

preggers

(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.

Guess what? She's preggers!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Belgium

The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.

French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004