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cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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Clint Eastwood

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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pass the soap

Popular Idiom refering to going into something that one cannot forego, although they know the effects will be disasterous.


The term comes from prison shower buggery where he who picks up the soap expects to be raped when he bends over.
Hitler knew he was passing the soap when he declared war on the soviet union, takign WWII to two fronts.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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flank

The extreme left or right of a military formation. The following is an extract:

Flank attack (Mil.), an attack upon the side of an army or body of troops, distinguished from one upon its front or rear.

Flank company (Mil.), a certain number of troops drawn up on the right or left of a battalion; usually grenadiers, light infantry, or riflemen.

Flank defense (Fort.), protection of a work against undue exposure to an enemy's direct fire, by means of the fire from other works, sweeping the ground in its front.

Flank en potence (Mil.), any part of the right or left wing formed at a projecting angle with the line.

Flank files, the first men on the right, and the last on the left, of a company, battalion, etc.

Flank march, a march made parallel or obliquely to an enemy's position, in order to turn it or to attack him on the flank.

Flank movement, a change of march by an army, or portion of one, in order to turn one or both wings of the enemy, or to take up a new position.

Flanks of a frontier, salient points in a national boundary, strengthened to protect the frontier against hostile incursion.

Flank patrol, detachments acting independently of the column of an army, but patrolling along its flanks, to secure it against surprise and to observe the movements of the enemy.
An out-flanking manoeuvre.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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b/d

Brought down
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!
I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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Bitch

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You dolt!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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