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landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
mugGet the landslidemug.

rural+urban

Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
Urban: 26mpg
Rural: 38,pg
Urban+rural: 32 mpg
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the rural+urbanmug.

sport of kings

Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the sport of kingsmug.

credit

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.
We are £40,000 in credit with you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the creditmug.

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.
Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
mugGet the murderballmug.

peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
mugGet the pegmug.

Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
mugGet the Richard & Judymug.

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