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power ranger generation

The power ranger generation are the kids born between 1991-1996.

For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
The power ranger generation are just entering their teens.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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headshot

(v.) to fire a projectile and it to hit the opponent in the head, often taking it off completely.


Made popular by the videogame community.
I scored a headshot!



He hit me with a headshot!


She was giving me head to which I replied with a headshot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
mugGet the headshotmug.

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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merkin

See also merikan
merkians over there shouting at the tv.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
mugGet the merkinmug.

once and for all

To accomplish the objectives in one go to the degree where it need not be done again.
Facism in Europe was supposedly ended once and for all. When people forget what it did, and the war vets are all dead, it may rise again.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the once and for allmug.

orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
mugGet the orgasm donormug.

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