Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

baliff 

See bailiff

I speel no godo!

baliff by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

british shit money 

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

british shit money by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

send in the heavies 

(v.) to send bailiffs

We'll send in the heavies by tommorrow if the money is not here.

send in the heavies by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Olympic torch 

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

Olympic torch by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

rpm 

Revoltions per minute, used to refer to car engines, chainsaw blades, records or any other machinery.

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rpm by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

run in 

(v.) To use a new example of machinery at a low pace to allow the parts to wear into each other.

Run this car in by keeping it under 6,000 rpm for 1,000 miles.

run in by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

rest of your days

(idiom) the rest of your life.

I will be with you for the rest of your days (Divorced after three years)

rest of your days by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004