Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

trade rounds

(v.) To participate in a gunfight.

The flashes in this footage show the rozzers and a hostage taker trading rounds.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.

His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

a stitch in time

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

pencil neck

A scrawney person with a thin neck. Not a show of machoness.

You pencil neck geek, my sister could kick your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

the butcher boy

(n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.

I watched the butcher boy a few years ago. It's still crap.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

rapeseed

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.

GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004