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Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.
My, what a risqué piece of art!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the Risquémug.

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
mugGet the the lights are on, but there's nobody homemug.

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.
Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the std cockmug.

Industrial action

(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.
Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made £700 million turnover! This is despite spending £690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
mugGet the Industrial actionmug.

the chair

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the the chairmug.

united nations

(n.) After the first world war, the countries on both sides decided to band toghether to stop such a thing happening again with the "League fo Nations". However, the L.O.N. had no armed forces and when Adolf Hitler withdrew from in in the thirties, the weakness of this "Talking shop" showed through. Disbanded at the end of world war two, it gave way to the "United Nations", where member countries' influence on world events was measured by thier contribution. The contribution is generally based on the GDP of each member country, although the united states and to a lesser extent the united kingdom pay disproportionately more than other members for the upkeep, and also provide more troops.


To prevent world crises' in the future, the UN democratically votes to decide whether it should allow a country to sort out its' own problems or if they should choose to help a side. Being by far the largest group on contributors, the G8 nations choose to help the most western-friendly side in each struggle.


However, certain amounts of ignorance to eachothers' ideas and division of peoples based on economic wants has lead to the UN having trouble maintaining itself as of late. That, combined with the actions taken without consent of the United nations council by the US and her allies has lead to speculation that the UN is heading the way Hitler thrust its predecessor, the League of Nations, and that it has been becoming another talking shop since the fall of the USSR and the end of the communist threat.
Many people think that the United nations is a puppet, and has no real value to the world without a large, common enemy to unite the people.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the united nationsmug.

colonic

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
mugGet the colonicmug.

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