vans

Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.

I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

crook

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

pop culture

A contraction for "popular culture", this is more or less a colection of cult movie qoutes, figures and dirty jokes that have been found funny by audiences worlwide, now crucified by over-use from teenagers and fat people with greasy T-shirts. The pop culture killers have typically seen just about every movie you've ever heard of and know all the qoutes. They will worship the sources of thier material as if they were some religious book. Deeply offended when criticised, and will use insults from thier movie collection.

Ezekiel 25:17 was cool until the kiddies started watching Pulp Fiction and everyone knew it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

paddy

Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.

Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

stunt cock

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.

"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

piledriver

(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.


(v.) also variations of 69er

Degenerations include tombstone piledriver/tombstone.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004