Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

you are in the past tense 

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

you are in the past tense by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

bouncer 

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

bouncer by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

the chair 

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.

Firing squad or the chair?

the chair by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

biblical proportions 

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

biblical proportions by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

ego 

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

ego by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

biblical scale 

See biblical proportions

We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!

biblical scale by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

jab 

A vaccination, or a straight punch. Direct and to the point. Concise.

"Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"

"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."

jab by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004