near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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dead man

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.
I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.
The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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look a little closer to home

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.
Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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middle class

Financially the largest class. All the main money makers. At the bottom are those in well paid jobs, at the top are multi-millionaires working huge amounts who will become new money
Middle classes in western nations have more money than the upper classes when combined, and more than the lower classes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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break-even point

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.
We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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