free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.
free speech is a joke anyway.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 09, 2004
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Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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scapegoat

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
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girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.
Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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take your time

Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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merkin

See also merikan
merkians over there shouting at the tv.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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Ctrl+f

When looking for a particular word on a page, type that word into the ctrl+f box to be taken to it.
Ctrl+f "page"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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