Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

eurotunnel

See chunnel

Eurotunnel logo is ghey

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Us

(n.) Your party, when refering to the view of an outsider

(n.) The United states.

all your no fly zone are belong to US

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

canon fodder

(adj.) Expendable.


Can also be applied to culture.

Just canon fodder in there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

fannyface

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004