Ass Pussy

A term commonly used in prisons to refer to effeminate male inmates that deal in sex.

Nearly every general population prison block has such inmates that gain their protection and receive commissary goods in trade for sexual favors.

It is not uncommon for them shave their legs and modify state issued prison clothing to be more attractive.
Once that Ass Pussy showed up everyone came out wanting to cell up.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".

The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."

by Kuerno May 21, 2008
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Stinger

Prison Term

Device used to heat water.

Since hot water can be used as a weapon it is not allowed in many prison settings. Some prisons may have hot water in the day-room but it is not allowed in the cells.

Inmates will connect two wires from any source, TV plugs headphones or even handmade wire from aluminum foil to any 2 separated metal objects, usually metal-plates. By connecting the two wires to the outlet and dropping the stinger in the water the AC current will pass through the water heating it up. It is possible to boil water and with some practice inmates can even make candy with ingredients smuggled out of the culinary.

Sometimes a poorly made stinger will trip the circuit breaker for an entire tier or block causing discontent for both inmates as well as correctional officers.

Stingers are considered contraband in the prison system.
I was gonna make the Top Ramon Noodles I got from commissary but the cop confiscated my stinger.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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Pachanga

Are you going to the Pachanga ? Simon guey hay te veo.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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Fish Cop

Prison Term.

New correctional officer, fresh out of the academy.

While a new inmate is considered a "fish" the similar term Fish-cop is used for new officers.

See Fish
See that new fish cop? He thinks he's Bad-Ass.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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Gank

Gank - To steal, take or make use of an object that belongs to or is used by someone or something else.

Commonly used when one "cannibalizes" one piece of equipment to make use of another.

1 How did you get your car started? I "Ganked" the batttery from that car out back.

I Ganked a couple connectors off an old piece of coax, now I can watch TV!

I can't get on the internet, someone decided to gank my mouse.
by Kuerno May 21, 2008
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