KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
(n.) A victim of domestic violence
Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
Get the panda facemug. One who charges friends, family and acquintances for lending of assets. Often, they will charge more knowing the party being lent assets is desperatly in need of them, and has no other option.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
Get the lend leasermug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the ruined shitmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
Get the turn lead into goldmug. pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.
(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
Get the beowulfmug. • child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
Get the bastardmug. 