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Royalist

One who supports monarchy.
During the american war of Independance, royalists headed up to Canada, and represented most of the forces that took on the US in side-show to Napoleon war of 1812.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Royalistmug.

Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the Faith no moremug.

take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.
"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the take downmug.

poor

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the poormug.

Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Red coatmug.

scum

(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.
Where's your tool?


What tool?



*WHACK*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
mugGet the scummug.

keep it in the family

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.
That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
mugGet the keep it in the familymug.

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