KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.

The secret police are after you, turk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

beans of coolness

See cool beans

Gumba's workout equipment are the beans of coolness fo' shizzle!

by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006

religious persuasion

(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.

I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.

I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004