Definitions by Kryan

smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau

the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome

smurfy butt syndrome by Kryan October 30, 2022

crasply 

When something is crackly and raspy at the same time.

Your voice sounds very crasply.

crasply by kryan April 20, 2009