2 definitions by Kromwell Tiberius Smith

A phrase with similar definition to Sausage Fest, a Stag Fest is typically an entire party of men, most of whom are hammered to the point of wobbling.
"hey Chris, how'd the party go last night?"

"fuckin' Stag Fest mate, most of 'em were hammered off their asses when i got there, so i bailed and went back home."
by Kromwell Tiberius Smith October 14, 2014
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1). when things go so far south, you come close to hitting the mexican border.

2). when someone does something so inexplicably fucked up, the person they did it to will rain down the fires of righteousness on their sorry asses.
"ah christ. jenkins just fucked the CO's girl."
"yep, sarge is gonna unleash seven different flavors of shit on him when he finds out."
"can't say it was nice knowin' him. heh."
by Kromwell Tiberius Smith November 27, 2014
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