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💩

two dates meet in a large fruit bowl.
one of them: hey, as far as i can see we're the only two dates in here. wanna be my date?
💩
by Krkič March 3, 2020
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Veralette

yea so she is cool with stuff and down to whatever like taking part in online guided tours in paleontological museums. she will be your online gf which is so awesome coz like it don't ever gotta get real and we can just roleplay and chill and swear eternal love to each others account and profile pic. you see now why she is the absolute best? my loyal bestie for as long as my wifi is stable!!!!
"Veralette, will you be my wife?
I promise to like and comment and share your every post, to share with you the extra lives that i have gained in our games, to never ever talk to you in person. Take my heart. Its yours forever."
Veralette (blushing): "i don't deserve you, sweetheart. you make me so happy. I am the luckiest woman"
by Krkič February 15, 2021
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earlybird

going to bed

wishing you a good nights sleep
I'll be heading towards Wigan tomorrow
and won't be here for a bit
O wait
earlybird
shmirly turd
🖤
by Krkič June 5, 2019
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pissplum

when you had an unforgivably lazy day
"are you here? I'm late"
"yes, you are"
"hydrohead"
"pissplum"
"🖤"
by Krkič June 1, 2019
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Sanity

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Please. Just let us be careful.
Take care of ourselves and the ones we hold dear.

I dont want to sacrifice my sanity for anything. I know my flaws but they're no written laws. Theres always space to change. Always. Be strong. 🖤
by Krkič February 28, 2019
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December 18

say you get used to this. then you won't need it any other way. and you won't need to ever open your mouth. ever exit your comfort zone. ever see me.

its not what i want.
Not being able to get in touch with you while coming here to maybe (!) be read. I can't fathom. I don't. Not fair.
December 18
by Krkič December 18, 2020
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celebrate

to live and love life in the face of death
"hey, If we survive this giant wave of sickness, i want to spend my time with you and celebrate life because i love you!"
by Krkič March 14, 2020
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