January

change your diapers
sit up straight
eat your food
don't be late

say something nice
like from the heart
hug your kids
brand new start

love your woman
coz she loves you
she's getting ready
and you can, too
she's getting ready
and you can, too

he's getting ready
and i should, too

January 2020
by Krkič January 08, 2020
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grumpy

You when nothings going your way.
Don't act all grumpy, love. So everythings shit, why should YOU pay the price?
by Krkič September 21, 2020
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Feargie

Feargal is a difficult man worth holding onto if you believe in miracles (•‿•)
He is great to hug and kiss and can be a reliable shoulder to cry on. Sometimes he will use what you tell him against you though and call it sarcasm coz it sounds more intelligent than just plain mean.
Feargal has had a bumpy ride in life. So before anyone feels the urge to judge or smudge him: lets focus on our own backyards (not mine of course)
Feargie, how you feeling today, luv? Wanna talk about it over a pint of almond milk and gluten-free cookies?

Lay your head on my lap, let me stroke your hair for a bit. You can leave if it gets too much but you can stay as long as you want.
by Krkič October 12, 2019
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Simpress

a very dedicated giver and enjoyer to him who is a simperor
the simpress peeled off his unease and made him forget for a minute who he was. or thought he was.

"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"
by Krkič May 02, 2021
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December 12

they say that times changed
honey they don't know what we both know
lifelines against all odds
if you take this glimmer and turn it into open fire
could you believe all the things that you'd see
and i see a unicorn riding on
and it starts to fart out glitter
and thats why i love you
so don't be afraid
have a piece of its wings
and legs salted
marinated
tastes beautiful
like a rainbow
today i was insecure. and i doubted my heart.
then i had cauliflower, later lentils. it all completed the picture.
The picture of December 12. Open it, please.
by Krkič December 12, 2020
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popobo

due to the all-encompassing restrictions in public life, the boner will be post-poned. post-poned boner. popobo.
Lady Corona ordered a popobo 💝
by Krkič March 16, 2020
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anti-numb

anti-numb forever
forever anti-numb
by Krkič June 13, 2019
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