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A city that sucks so bad that Alcoholics Anonymous had to be invented there, since the only way to cope with the ultimate lameness of it is to drink yourself to death.
Bill: Did you hear that Tony died from alcohol poisoning?
Ted: Of course he did, he just moved to Akron, Ohio.
Ted: Of course he did, he just moved to Akron, Ohio.
by Kristoffe Kringle September 30, 2021
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