Kristin and Kristen Company's definitions

january joiner

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

mtv

A television channel that used to be good, until evil cooperators took over and thought that everything should run THIER way, in the world of Next, and Made, and whatever crap they have on now. If you live by the rules of mtv, you must

Be gay/fruity
Preppy and hate your parents, blonde and have big boobs
Emo ''everyone hates me''

mtv is very pathetic indeed

I knew Shayla was watching too much mtv when she dyed her hair blonde and asked her mother for a boob job

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006