metro sexual

A man who spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.

Carson Daly

by Krista December 18, 2003

Alowack

A Person who is addicted to Alcohol Weed and Crack All at once

Person One: Wow I saw Boris last weekend at that keg party, he has turned into such an alowack
Person Two: My aunt is an Alowack!
Person Three: What is an Alowack?
Person One: A person who does alcohol, weed and crack
Person Three: I guess that makes me an Alowack

by Krista February 23, 2004

cooter doctor

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

by Krista July 14, 2004

squinchy

feeling associated with a tight, stinging need to defecate

She had such a squinchy feeling that she thought she had soiled herself.

by Krista December 14, 2004

Crayon

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

by Krista April 21, 2005

penis vein

a large vein in the penis area that becomes very noticable when the subject is aroused or in some cases angry

after my boyfriend found out i cheated on him i could see his penis vein

by krista February 22, 2004

yo papa

Your father.

Tell yo papa he should've raised you betta!

by Krista November 29, 2003