Kris in Alaska's definitions

trump time

The lapse of time between reality and "The Land of the Lost."

See the news tonight? The canoe spun off a cliff into a valley deep below, "Trump Time." It's a fascinating place that no one wants to go in for a rescue.

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017

penis dust

The particles left on a man's hands when he doesn't wash them after a pee.

"Don't buy that lettuce. It's been fondled and certainly has penis dust on it."

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017

EPA

An organization that used to exist.

Trump killed the EPA, and the glaciers and polar bears will never forget it.

"What are glaciers and polar bears, daddy?"

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017