2 definitions by Kris Kowal

jealot

Pronunciation: 'je-l&t
Function: noun
Etymology: zealot and jealous, Late Latin zelotes, from Greek zElOtEs, from zElos
: a hostile fanatic acting on jealousy
see jeal
Definition parodied off Merriam Webster

Furgeson became a bitter jealot of happy couples after he was dumped.

by Kris Kowal August 23, 2005

zer

A gender neutral possessive pronoun. It applies to the possessions of someone who does not fit into gender binary. See ze.

Zer shirt is soo cute!

by Kris Kowal March 15, 2007