Definitions by Kool-Aid Pimp
Rubberband Man
An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.
The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:
1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.
2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.
The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:
1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.
2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.
Rubberband Man by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025
Irish Backhoe
Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.
Irish Backhoe by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020
Crapbooking
Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
Crapbooking by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020