Definitions by Kookas

*cough* 

Cough:
1. Used mostly on a chat, or a forum, as a response to something awkward.
2. Used to tell others you have a cough or something.

*Any clash between real names in the example is entirely coincidental*

1:
Jamie: Hey whats 1 + 1?
Jack: *cough* Dumbass *cough*

2:
Jamie: Hey, hows it going?
Jack: I *cough* have a cough.

*cough* by Kookas April 28, 2006