Family Reunion

The act of finding a wealthy family and starting with the youngest member. Kidnap them and rape them. Then go to the next youngest and repeat the process. Do this until you have the whole family and host a big orgy. Then take a family photo of the corpses using Ray Bans Meta AI glasses.
For thanksgiving this year we hosted a unique Family Reunion in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025
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North Dakota Roadrunner

The act of picking up a male hitchhiker, killing them, raping them, chopping of the head and using it as an oral sex toy. Then sucking the fluid out of the deceased butthole. Then running away on foot.
The police couldn’t find the horny local on a North Dakota Roadrunner spree.
by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025
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