tall, skinny, white girl that thinks shes better at beer pong then most men, but in reality shes only better then the average farmer. Dilfords are also extremely attractive and have a crucial effect on the males mind.
My farmer friend and I were playing Dilford in Beer Pong and the only reason I lost was because Dilford is better then my partner :/
by Kneesplease April 28, 2011
I was playing Call of Duty while getting an X-Job and it made me play like Pindirt (Call of Duty clutch legend)!
by KneesPlease March 24, 2011