KneesPlease's definitions

Dilford

tall, skinny, white girl that thinks shes better at beer pong then most men, but in reality shes only better then the average farmer. Dilfords are also extremely attractive and have a crucial effect on the males mind.

My farmer friend and I were playing Dilford in Beer Pong and the only reason I lost was because Dilford is better then my partner :/

by Kneesplease May 20, 2011

X-Job

Getting head while playing XBox 360.
This usually results in the gamer playing extremely well!

I was playing Call of Duty while getting an X-Job and it made me play like Pindirt (Call of Duty clutch legend)!

by KneesPlease April 13, 2011