Definitions by Kitten Mittons

guestjacking 

This occurs when you have a friend over for a visit, but a neighbor intercepts them first, hijacking them by involving them in a long conversation, thereby delaying/postponing your visit.

Dinner grows cold as I wait for my friend, Mitch, since my neighbor, Ryan, is always hanging out in the driveway, guestjacking my friends without warning.

guestjacking by Kitten Mittons April 11, 2010

FlipFlopRockBottom 

The point at which a person with a FlipFlop addiction is forced to acknowledge that she has a problem. The FlipFlop addict will hide pairs of flip flops in various places around the house or in her car or flat-out lie about which ones are new, or how many pairs she has.

Helen hasn't reached FlipFlopRockBottom yet; she insists that having 83 pairs of flip flops is not out of the ordinary.

FlipFlopRockBottom by Kitten Mittons April 7, 2010