Definitions by Kirkury

Self-Jocking 

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

Self-Jocking by Kirkury October 22, 2020

cop talk 

Cop Talk: An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer is using cop talk to convince the jury that his use of force was justified.

cop talk by Kirkury December 14, 2015

Cop-speak 

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.

Cop-speak by Kirkury December 14, 2015