Kirbuff's definitions

Shmeegish

Rather tall, but smaller than a beegish.

"He was quite shmeegish."

by Kirbuff February 27, 2023

Shmarganphobia

The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.

"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"

by Kirbuff February 25, 2023