Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.
I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
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Priminister

1. A word used by people who haven't passed through the education system.
2. A word laughed at by people who have more than 1 IQ point.
1. I seen the Priminister on the news last yesterday
2. When I saw the word 'Priminister', I thought to myself "What kind of fucker would write that?"
by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004
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Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.
"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
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