Definitions by Kip Stevens

Vacuum cleaner 

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

Vacuum cleaner by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

Hunting Knife by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Pirie

A male reproductive organ which may be often bent at a perpendicular angle.

The ol' pirie's a bit sore this morning - the poor thing was bent up against the mattress all night

Pirie by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003