Definitions by Kip Stevens

Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.

I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom

Secret Service by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Pirie

A male reproductive organ which may be often bent at a perpendicular angle.

The ol' pirie's a bit sore this morning - the poor thing was bent up against the mattress all night

Pirie by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

Hunting Knife by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003