Definitions by Kinkywitch

Oxymoron 

One who is behaving in a moronic way in the presence of oxygen

Melina was being an oxymoron when she heard about all the oxy that was readily available

Oxymoron by Kinkywitch November 8, 2016

Confuzzled 

The most extreme form of confusement, only truly experienced by members of rice

Elizabeth was v confuzzled when somebody wasn't turned on by her water bottle

Confuzzled by Kinkywitch September 18, 2016