Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020

Cheryl’d

Get absolutely blind drunk and embarrassing yourself in front of family and friends.

Dude last night was crazy! Those rum and cokes got me so Cheryl’d I wet my bed!

by Kingsley Punkin November 29, 2019