Skip to main content

Definitions by Kingdoms of Fear Project

hypotenoose 

When you suck at geometry so much that you want to kill yourself when anything to do with right triangles exists
Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.

My foot hurts and I don't know why 

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.
Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

Cranking nineties on your mom 

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

Cool Math Games 

A website that (usually bored students) used to play free games. It is also the death of schools and teachers.
"Bro, I just finished grinding this game on cool math games; I completely missed whatever Mrs. Williams just said."
"I think it was something about decomposers. I was playing Cool Math too."

Balls deep in your mother. 

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.
"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."