a world class soccer player. A US international, his quality on the ball is only surpassed by his intelligent positioning. Not afraid to have a go from outside the box, rarely missing the target. Regarded by many to have been cheated out of the ballon d'or in 2010 as well as 2011.
"How the hell did Kyle Beckerman win that tackle? and then score from 45 yards out?!"
"Because he's Beckerman BITCH."
the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.
"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"