King Unicorn's definitions

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

eugene borcan

Very nice young man.

Yo, Eugene Borcan is a nice young man.

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017