Definitions by King Shit

mess 

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

mess by King Shit January 16, 2003

Silent but deadly 

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD

Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.

Silent but deadly by King Shit January 16, 2003