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When you smack someone for a legitimate reason, but social norms still see you as assaulting someone, eg, Sean Connery saying it's okay to slap women who have done wrong to him, or a recent event in Brooklyn Heights where a man slapped a parent in a Starbucks for being a bad parent.
*child running around a Starbucks*
Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.
Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!
Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.
Man 2: shut up!
*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*
Barista: I'm callin the cops!
Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.
Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!
Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.
Man 2: shut up!
*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*
Barista: I'm callin the cops!
by King Pontus December 11, 2009
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