Definitions by King Joe

Dirty Joe 

When you are doing a girl and you spit on their back and they turn around and then you dick slap them and cum goes all over their face. Normally done to someone you wont see again

Man that girl got too loud so i gave her a Dirty Joe

Dirty Joe by King Joe August 31, 2008

Spism 

The coma induced by working in front of a computer for more than 18 hours a day. Indicators include, red puffy eyes, tattoo's, drawn cheeks, piercings, pale skin, and red hair.

Remedies include: Sun, Surf, and/or Basketweaving.

The affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or Redbull.

Fred: Dude did you see that?
Joe: What?
Fred: That chick is totally spism'd.
Joe: Naw, Jane is always like that, she works too much.

Spism by King Joe November 8, 2006