upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.
"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."
by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015
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Backwoods

When someone has an extremely hairy asshole.
"The guy I was with last night had some thick backwoods
by Killer croc57 June 09, 2018
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