Definitions by Killer croc57

Backwoods

When someone has an extremely hairy asshole.

"The guy I was with last night had some thick backwoods

Backwoods by Killer croc57 June 9, 2018

upper crack 

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

upper crack by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015